I’ve *SO* had it with you tiny dick losers, all delusional with the fantasy that you’re actually worth fucking. I’ve got my sissy stomper boots on, and am very much in the mood to remind all you useless losers with tiny dicks exactly why you will NEVER be anything more than a fucking joke to any girl or woman you ever meet.

Need the truth? I think you do! I won’t lie and tell you that size doesn’t matter… it matters in SO many fucking ways, you will never forget what I tell you about your lil birth defect! Think you feel ashamed now…wait, you haven’t experienced SHAME about your little dick until I’ve told you the truth!

You cum hungry lil sissy whores better brace yourselves… this is the weekend I bring the harsh reality of your disgusting existence into your useless lil lives. Just call, bitch. You know you NEED to.

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I enjoy listening to my callers suffer while I tease them, but only as long as I can understand them. Some of you horny lil bitches are so cock hungry that I swear you sound like you’ve already got a cock in your mouth when you call me lol!

Teasing you until you’re begging for permission to spurt all over yourselves is so much more fun for me when I can actually HEAR you beg! So, silly sissy sluts… take the cocks out of your mouths before you call me, and I will decide what you get to shove down your hungry lil holes… got it?

Good. So… what are you waiting for? Call me and let the games begin!

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How many tiny dicklets does it take to make Princess laugh? With all the “less than adequate” genitals out there, you would think all you tiny dicks were competing to find out!

I’ll let you all in on a little secret… (and no, your boy clits disguised as dicks aren’t the secret!)… it only takes ONE little dicklet to make this Princess laugh. Admitting that you’re “unfit to fuck” really isn’t necessary, but I do so enjoy hearing you say it. I’ve always said, agreeing with most of my girlfriends… self aware, useless little dicklets are always good to find.

Why? Because there’s no work involved. You already know that I have NO use for you except for your wallet, and that means we’re on the same page from the moment I answer my phone. See? Easy!

Little dicks in chastity devices aren’t only my favorite to tease, they’re also very appropriately caged. It’s bad enough that you’re so pathetic that you get off when a pretty girl tells you how useless you are, there’s no need to show off your weakness by letting it spit up every time I giggle at you.

Real men, (defined by having REAL cocks worth fucking) don’t pose the challenge of me having to “find a use” for them. I have many, many uses for real men, none of them financial… that’s what tiny dicked little losers like you are for.

If you’re lucky, you’d get to watch… but really, the most you have to hope for is begging me to tell you all about it. Let’s face it, most of you wouldn’t last five minutes in the same room with me if I had a real man around to occupy myself with. You lil dicks are similar to newborns, the way you spit up every few minutes.

I invite any/all of you… little dicks and real men to call me. The contrast in the type of calls I do is pretty amazing. Which do I prefer? Well… it’s called phone sex for a reason, boys. My favorite game is “how many times can a Princess orgasm in one day”. I bet you can guess what kind of caller it is that helps me toward that goal!

Hint… unless you little dicks are also armed with a box full of toys and a hungry mouth, it’s not you! LOL!

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Yes… apparently, size is a prevailing issue in American society. I get so many tiny dicklets calling my fetish phone sex lines, that I’ve actually grown to appreciate the real men I fuck. (”Real” men, translating into “well hung” of course.) I knew there was a lot of useless dick out there, but until I started taking calls on NiteFlirt, I never really knew how widespread this problem was. I guess that explains all the “male enhancement” spam emails, huh? LOL

My lil fairy in a pink tutu called again, and hinted around at being on display here in my blog. Yeah, I know… more pics of tiny dicklets prancing around in panties for Princess Tawny? *yawn* I can’t deny it though, looking for pics like that is probably what brought half of you reading this here! LOL So come on, lil fairy dude, send Princess those pictures, but remember… we don’t wanna see your loser face… and we certainly have NO desire to see your tiny birth defect of a dick, so keep it in your panties, k?

Talked to a new boy for about an hour today… yummy self described “cuckold wannabe” with a chastity fetish. I had so much fun teasing him. Not sure why, but I found it really easy to just visualize how I’d use him, and got lost in that visual a few times before realizing he wasn’t talking much. LOL The lil shit was of course, too busy playin with his lil dick to talk… yeah, chastity would work wonders for him lol.

Yet again, I wiggled reality into the call, like I so often do simply because it amuses me to do so lol. By the time this new cuckold bitch boy was hooked, I had him convinced that having his wife on the line the next time he called would be the best course of action. After all, who better to tell your wife about all the fun she could be having … than me? LOL

See, I find that you boys that call and are actually able to tell me what you fantasize about… you’re the ones that get the best calls out of me. I’m no psychic, and I’m not really much into traditional role play (although my shrinking fetish boy would tell you otherwise lol)… so those of you that give me a lil info to go on always wind up becoming regular callers.

Cuz, let’s face it boys… once you get Princess Tawny at her best… you’re all done. You find yourself hearing my giggle in your head at the most inopportune times. You’ll catch yourself moving appointments in order to make time to call me. You’ll quite literally become addicted.

Don’t say I didn’t warn you! LOL So go on… pick up the phone, and call your Princess. It’s ok, really… it’s not like you have a choice. Listen to your lil dicklet like you’ve done for your entire life. Just do it. I understand, and I know what you need. You need ME.

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Between real life sessions and you phone boys keeping me really busy, this fetish phone sex Princess is on a roll! My Internet was giving me shit yesterday, but the good boy at the cable company finally got it taken care of so I should be available throughout the night again as usual. Who missed me last night? hehe

I’m going out for brunch in a little while, so try to catch me before I leave, or tie it in a knot until I’m available tonight LOL! Til then, I thought it would be fun to list some of the comments made by my latest callers, enjoy!

1/10/2009 5 stars So hot and sexy yet very naughty…WOW!

1/14/2009 5 stars Mmmm, mmmm, mmmm very yummy and delicious!

1/11/2009 5 stars wonderful unscripted, engaging, and sexy higly reccomended thankyou Tawny Lace

1/7/2009 5 stars Tawny is the best on NF and is amazingly confident and powerful.

12/5/2008 5 stars Fantastic! Princess Tawny is so good at teaching me to be Her foot worshipping slave

11/24/2008 5 stars Such a gorgeous, intelligent, powerful Woman; it is an honor to worship Her.

12/2/2008 5 stars Always fantastically sexy!

As you can see, it takes some of you boys days, even weeks to overcome the “buzz” of one of my calls. If you’ve missed the chance to praise your Princess, do so now.

Hell, some of you even call from planes if you’re stuck waiting to take off, right Oh-My? hahaha I do so enjoy teasing you, and putting that oh-so-hungry mouth to work!

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