I receive calls that entertain me all the time, but the other night, I’ve got to admit I don’t think I’ve laughed at a boy this hard… ever. After chatting for a bit, and getting him to speak clearly (why is it that so many of you boys whisper? Do you all have room-mates or significant others that you’re sneaking a wank from? LOL) his dark secret was finally revealed. He masterbates often… but he’s probably the most creative wanker I’ve ever talked to.

He explained the process to me in great detail… in a most serious tone. LOL First he picks out the lucky banana, then he cuts one end off. Next, he carefully squeezes out the “meat” of the poor defenseless fruit, leaving just the skin. He then slides his tiny four inch stub into the banana peel, lays on his bed, stomache side down, and fucks the banana peel.

It’s a really good thing this boy gets off on humiliation, cuz I mean, how could I *not* laugh at him? I told him I’d remember him as the lil fruit fucker forever! The most entertaining thing about this conversation was how seriously he takes the whole thing… and yes, he does get excited when he visits the produce section of a grocery store… I had to ask, I mean I just had to know how deep seeded (lol) this fetish was.

He didn’t want me to mention it here, but I figure he can call my financial domination line if he wants me to take his secret wanking method away from the world wide exposure it will get here LOL. He likes to think of himself as *the* banana fucker, so all you sluts out there that read this journal, make sure ya don’t go copying his fruity method of jerkin off, k?

I’ve been shopping a lot for the holidays… finding unique gifts is so difficult sometimes, especially when most of my girlfriends are already spoiled to hell and back like myself LOL. What do you get someone that already has everything they want and need? I still haven’t figured that out, but I did manage to find enough new clothes to constitute a new winter wardrobe for myself. I found some of the cutest sweaters ever!

Oh, and check out these shoes I just found tonight… I love these, and these, and this store even lets you boys send gift certificates directly to my email box (tawnyATphonesexsubDOTcom)! So if you don’t know what to get your Princess this year for the holidays, send me a gift certificate and I’ll use it to buy those hot high heeled sandles! Boys that send gift certificates may even receive a video of me prancing around in them, yanno, if I like you and feel like teasing you LOL.

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