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:brat1: I receive calls that entertain me all the time, but the other night, I’ve got to admit I don’t think I’ve laughed at a boy this hard… ever. After chatting for a bit, and getting him to speak clearly (why is it that so many of you boys whisper? Do you all have room-mates or significant others that you’re sneaking a wank from? LOL) his dark secret was finally revealed. He masterbates often… but he’s probably the most creative wanker I’ve ever talked to.

He explained the process to me in great detail… in a most serious tone. LOL First he picks out the lucky banana, then he cuts one end off. Next, he carefully squeezes out the “meat” of the poor defenseless fruit, leaving just the skin. He then slides his tiny four inch stub into the banana peel, lays on his bed, stomache side down, and fucks the banana peel.

It’s a really good thing this boy gets off on humiliation, cuz I mean, how could I *not* laugh at him? I told him I’d remember him as the lil fruit fucker forever! :laughol: The most entertaining thing about this conversation was how seriously he takes the whole thing… and yes, he does get excited when he visits the produce section of a grocery store… I had to ask, I mean I just had to know how deep seeded (lol) this fetish was.

He didn’t want me to mention it here, but I figure he can call my financial domination line if he wants me to take his secret wanking method away from the world wide exposure it will get here LOL. He likes to think of himself as *the* banana fucker, so all you sluts out there that read this journal, make sure ya don’t go copying his fruity method of jerkin off, k? :newangel:

I’ve been shopping a lot for the holidays… finding unique gifts is so difficult sometimes, especially when most of my girlfriends are already spoiled to hell and back like myself LOL. What do you get someone that already has everything they want and need? I still haven’t figured that out, but I did manage to find enough new clothes to constitute a new winter wardrobe for myself. I found some of the cutest sweaters ever! :princess:

Oh, and check out these shoes I just found tonight… I love these, and these, and this store even lets you boys send gift certificates directly to my email box (tawnyATphonesexsubDOTcom)! So if you don’t know what to get your Princess this year for the holidays, send me a gift certificate and I’ll use it to buy those hot high heeled sandles! Boys that send gift certificates may even receive a video of me prancing around in them, yanno, if I like you and feel like teasing you LOL. :catsmiley:

Two manly men, one excited submissive girl… that was the scene here earlier this week, and I swear, my legs are just getting back to normal now. LOL A very cool Dom that W/we know came over to visit the other night, and caught us in the middle of teasing a neighbor boy into a … well, it was a dress, but I called it my nighty.

LOL Yeah, I know… I ramble all over the place when I get sex-cited. :laughol: See, lately I’ve been noticing the much younger than me neighbor boy looking at some of our ‘decorations’ with much interest. The flogger hanging from the rafters does that to people. When I decided to call him out on his blatent staring, (a glass of wine or two will do THAT lol)… it made for a nice segway into an explination of our D/s relationship.

This boy admitted to thinking that we were ‘wild’ and he never knew what was going to happen when he comes to visit. I saw this as an opportunity, and asked him what he fantasizes about when he knows he’s coming over… he tried to whine about ‘not having any fantasies’, but he was whining to the wrong person, cuz if anyone knows better than that it’s ME! lol like when this boy admitted that the most excited he ever got was this one time when his sister made him a party game at a slumber party she was having with some friends. Aparently, his cock never got so hard as it did when the girls made him wear a nightgown as a condition of hanging out with them during the slumber party.
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:princess: I finally got around to putting together a little holiday celebration… check out how much fun I had getting decorated for the holidays in these new pictures! Notice the cool new snowflake buttons for My paypiggies too!

Don’t you feel all special and stuff now? LOL As you probably already know, I truly believe that real Dominant men are in fact a dying breed. I’m lucky enough to know two such men, and am going to be used… err visited by both of them this week. Starting tomorrow afternoon, my time will not be my own, because I’ll be the newest holiday toy!

If you see my phones available in the next couple of days, you’re going to want to call because I’m sure to have some really hot stories to tell… you know, if you can take hearing about what I do with REAL MEN, unlike yourselves. hahahahaha! Now be good lil piggy sluts, and click these new buttons of mine, aren’t they just so cute?

:piglet: This Princess prefers :pig2: PORK :pig2: during the holidays, so hit those pretty lil buttons, bitches, I wanna play! I’m all ready to pluck you porkers tonight … Had a great call with a regular last night after a marathon fuck session here at home. ‘J’ and I watched a great gay porn together online while we chatted… what a hot, no make that super HOT call that was.

See, ‘J’ has been wanting to suck cock live for me, and I’ve even talked to the escort that’s going to be the ‘stud cock’. LOL Well, ‘J’ found this escort’s online porn so just had to share. Funniest part was, there is a particular way in which I want this stud cock to stuff poor lil ‘J’, and in the video we watched, he piledrives his co-star in just that particular manner… numerous times! LOL

Needless to say, I’m in the mood to hear you cocksuckers scream tonight, so let’s get to it. I’m in a wickedly teasing mood, so beware! LOL
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:frolic: Happy little sissy bitch called me first thing this morning… hell, I didn’t even have time to finish one cup of coffee before you sluts started your begging and whining today! lol Lil’bitch had his trusty butt plug right there next to him when he called (there’s a shocker, huh? LOL), and already slipped his sissy ass into a pair of pink panties. (How original :imslow:)

By the way, all these little sarcastic remarks you see me throwing into the story? Yes, I do say these things to lil’bitch lol… I’m feeling generous today, so wanted to give you a feeling for what you’re in for if you call me with a butt plug in one hand and your lil sissy clit in the other (guess you’re reaching into those pink panties to get at it huh? LOL)

This poor pathetic lil sissy fag was so out of breath when he first started talking to me, I had to ask.
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You lil money piggies crack me the fuck up sometimes… :piglet: I wonder what it is about typing a two page letter, begging me to take all your money that makes your lil useless little dicks jump. I just got the most long, drawn out :piggy::pig2::piggy: wanker mail ever! My only response to this PIG was sending a pay mail so that he could beg me not to post his note here in my journal.

Of course, I won’t be holding my breath for his response, I’m sure he went off to jerk his tiny dicklet after he sent me that mail. Fellow Princesses, feel free to belittle him in my comments. He so deserves it!! The following quote is the mail I received. Do you wankers really think we enjoy getting these novellas in our mail? Ugh!

Bullshit wanker mail is now behind the cut below. Buy a clue, losers, this Princess doesn’t play your wanker games. Western Union, my royal ASS!:princess:
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I thought I’d share some of my digital artwork with you today boys, don’t you feel privleged? LOL I do so much web design for myself and others that I find it relaxing sometimes just to goof off in my graphics programs. There are some new programs out there I would like to try my hand at, so if you little money piggies are looking to impress me and put a smile on my face, click the picture and send me all the love you can muster from those lil dicklets!

You know, I remember when it was a bad thing to admit you had a teeny tiny dick. *The horror!* I wonder how much of the resulting humiliation from having to shower in the boy’s locker room actually contributed to today’s rather popular “tiny dick humiliation” fetish. I’d have to say that at least 60% of my callers admit upfront that they were last in line when the *real* dicks were assigned lol.
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Now, I know there’s a lot of women out there that say things like “It’s not the size of the ship, it’s the motion of the ocean”, or some other clever little saying. Here’s a newsflash for you boys:
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