I just had a run of calls from guys that woke up still drunk from last night’s office parties. I enjoy the “forced intoxication” calls that I get, so much so that I wrote up a page about this fetish. After searching for the term “forced intoxication” on both Yahoo! and Google, I found that there’s very little published about this particular fetish fantasy. Even Wikipedia … no entry under forced intox… I was shocked!

Needless to say… these calls are very amu$ing to me… and since this is the time of year that even non drinkers drink in excess, I thought it was worth teasing you about here LOL. If you find yourself along this holiday weekend, or if you wind up going home from the New Year’s party alone (again), remember that your Princess will be here taking calls to make sure you feel properly used for the New Year. No submissive should be absent from serving and providing pleasure during a holiday!

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Hello to all you lil dicklets! I had some fun tonight teasing and totally humiliating a drunk caller. I can’t help it, there’s just something about a dude that wanks to my ripping apart whatever shred of manhood he may have had when he called me lmao! Tonight’s session was one for the books though, I have to admit…

I told this tiny dicked guy that I knew his secret. I knew that he could fuck a speghetti’O without breaking it! I also knew that it would take only two speghetti’Os to cover his lil dicklet fully LOL… imagine it… a speghetti’O dicklet ring hahaha. I haven’t laughed that hard in a while! Yes, do have another glass of straight up vodka, speghetti’O boy, I dare ya! LOL

Anyway… I wanted to let all you lonely subbies know that I’ll be available on the phones throughout the holiday weekend. Why? Well, to be quite honest with you, history has proven that you lonely souls love to ring in the New Year with your Princess, and who am I to turn down your calls and emails? LOL

Of course, if it’s as busy as it was last year, I may have to make you bois line up and wait for me. When that happens, it’s only the bois that know how to beg properly that actually get through to me. I look forward to teasing and tormenting you all for another year!

I wonder who the lucky one on the phone with me will be when the clock strikes midnight? Remember, no wanking without the voice of your Princess Tawny in your ears!

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This morning’s early callers made me realize what it is about teasing them that satisfies me so much… as I tease them and make them drip with pre-cum while they stroke their cocks because they’re too selfish and weak NOT to… I get to enjoy using them as my sex toy… over and over again! LOL

That’s the best thing about being a girl, really… the good ol’ multiple orgasms. I love getting off at your expense several times before allowing you to realize that release yourself! Call me a sexually selfish, horny, kinky bitch… that’s not only extremely accurate, but I kind of enjoy being thought of that way!

Hearing you become weaker for me with every word I say to you is one of the things that excites me most… hearing you beg for release is another… So, who’s going to be my sex toy next? I’ve yet to talk to the sub/slave/dude that can outlast my teasing! LOL

Since I know that there are a lot of you visiting here for the first time, remember that all NEW callers to NiteFlirt get three free minutes with me when they call me through one of the buttons on this page… so what are you waiting for? Click the call buttons so I can press your buttons and make myself one satisfied, sexually greedy Princess!

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After a relatively busy day shift on the phones yesterday, I logged on kind of late last night. It didn’t take long at all before my phones were dominated by one caller with a pantyhose fetish. Not unlike some of the other pantyhose sluts I’ve talked to, he had fantasized about wearing his wifes worn hose, but hadn’t really done it.

… and then he called Princess Tawny.

Not only did I have this new caller actually wearing one of his wife’s only three pair of pantyhose, but I teased him ruthlessly until he made such an icky mess out of them that he was forced to throw them out. This left his wife with only two pair of hose, and she had to wear one pair to work the next morning.

His biggest fear seemed to be his wife noticing that she was missing pantyhose. So, obviously, I made it impossible for him to resist putting on a second pair. LOL Yes, the poor lil pantyhose bitch made an aweful mess of that pair too. After a very long tease session resulting in two pairs of pantyhose beyond all hope of cleaning his dirty secret out of, the humiliation slut decided he should go and think about what had just happened. LOL

I had so much fun with that caller that I decided to call it a night when I hung up with him. It just doesn’t get much better than that.

Or does it? Wanna find out? Call me!

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I’ve talked to a few of you bagel bangers today. The small penis humiliation (SPH) guys are out in force today! Tiny lil dicklets sure do love their Princess Tawny LOL. Here’s a lil treat for you … I just wanted to let you know that I’m soooo looking forward to teasing the tiny dicks today, my phones will be available as much as possible!

“Don’t laugh!” said the patient, Ed.

“Of course I won’t laugh,” the doctor said. “I’m a professional. In over twenty years I’ve never laughed at a patient.”

“Okay then,” Ed said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest ‘whoo-ha’ the doctor had ever seen. It couldn’t have been bigger than the size of a AAA battery.

Unable to control himself, the doctor started giggling, then fell laughing to the floor. Ten minutes later he was able to struggle to his feet and regain his composure.

“I’m so sorry,” said the doctor.”I really am. I don’t know what came over me. On my honor as a doctor and a gentleman, I promise it won’t happen again. Now…what seems to be the problem?”

“It’s swollen,” Ed replied.

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