:brat1: Well, I’ve had some really entertaining domination phone sex calls lately! Of course the most memorable are also the most amusing, which brings me to the pussy of a pig that called late last night… and when I say pig, I mean as in police officer. See, this lil bitch gets a kick out of how some people aren’t real fond of cops. Since he’s such a weak, little dicked loser, he’s been put through the ringer in the past, telling me all about he’s worn pink panties to work under his uniform, how he’s got a pig snout nose mask, and a piggy tail but plug… it was hilarious! Of course I was so amused that I finally had a weak lil dicked boy on the phone that I could call a PIG and enjoy the duality of it all in that way lol. I hope that lil bacon bit calls back sometime, because as usual, although he enjoyed the call immensely, I thought of so many other really good things to say to him after the call was over lol.

Still… the thought of a tiny lil dick in pink panties directing traffic is a kick, isn’t it? LOL hahaha

Then there’s the other kind of pig. The money pig who hides behind cuckold fantasies due to his birth defect of a dick. He tributes me so that I tolerate his Yahoo PMs and I think it’s funny how I can see him grow weak just by the way he types to me from his office lol. He likes to keep the door open while I tease him till the pathetic lil thing is like kinda hard. He’s to the point now where he can’t even get it up unless he’s doing whatever vile thing it is I demand of him that day. LOL He’s concerned cuz he can’t get it up for his girlfriend anymore, so I assured him that she hasn’t noticed. LOL

Boy I tell ya, even I’m impressed at how fast I can type the utter filth that gets these boys off! LOL Dunno why it all flows so naturally for me… oh wait, it must be that thing about me really meaning it all. LOL Turning otherwise pathetic lil dicklets into cocksucking sissy bitches is just a natural talent I guess. LMAO

Ok lil dicks… gimme a call, I’m on a roll and so ruthless today that the last malfunctioning dicklet that called spooged within five minutes cuz I was so relentless. Weak ass. LOL

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