The only thing IRS has not yet taxed is the penis. This is due to the fact that 70% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 13% of the time it is pissed off, 12% of the time it is hard up, and 5% of the time it’s in the hole.
It has two dependents, but they’re nuts.
Issues still under consideration are as follows:
Are there penalties for early withdrawal?
Do multiple partners count as a corporation?
Are condoms deductible as work clothes?
Effective January 1, 2006, penises will be taxed according to size. The brackets are as follows:
10″-12″ Luxury Tax (Just call Princess, I have tasks for you, consider it tax relief LOL)
8″-9″ Pole Tax
6″-7″ Privilege Tax
4″-5″ Nuisance Tax
Note: Males exceeding 12″ must file under capital gains. Anyone under 4″ is eligible for a refund. (Actually, I have my own fine for this, daring to call it a penis and all… just click here.)
PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION!!!
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