Ok, so Princess took the holiday weekend off. I’d much rather use the traveling excuse than to feel like a hypocrite, celebrating a holiday I don’t honestly believe in… although, the bunny thing I think is really just a weird fetish to some, I mean look at all you sissy bitch bois that wear panties… I’m sure some of the dudes that wear that bunny outfit have a plushy fetish lol.
Now that I’ve been catering to fetish freaks on the phones for almost two years now, I must say that I’m finding it difficult not to be ME all the time. I used to try to behave in a bit more of a socially acceptable way while I’m out, or mixing with different social circles. (Ok, let’s leave my public exhibitionist fetish out of this for now lol)
Well, most of you know how much I enjoy bringing psuedo macho men to their knees… but I wonder if many of you have thought about how easily this can be accomplished in … let’s just say… a restaurant. LOL You probably don’t want me seated next to your macho cousin on a night out, especially if he’s what I affectionately call “size challenged”.
I thought nothing of placing my hand under the table to grab what this poor dude had been bragging about. Next thing you know, I’m laughing out loud at the table, announcing “YOU CALL THAT A DICK”?
HAHAHA oopsy… did I say that out loud in this crowded country club restaurant? LOL After copping another feel a little while later, the inevitable hard on this dude was sporting told me I could really have some fun with him. A little whisper in his ear, and a trip to the ladies room later, he was off, on his way to the boy’s room to put on the panties I had taken off and shoved in his pocket. LOL
A special thanks goes out to my new lil not-so-macho man for paying for dinner, it was delicious in oh so many ways!! 
Needless to say, I’m SO VERY ready to get back on the phones to torment you tiny dicklets…
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