I just got off on the phone… oops, wait… I just got off the phone (heh) with the most amusing lil cocksucker! He’d called once before for a couple of minutes, so of course I thought *wanker* LOL, but as it turns out, I think it just may have been a case of “shit, my wife hears me”.
I do so enjoy you closet wannabe cocksuckers! If your wives and/or girlfriends only knew that you secretly wish that the sex toy you bought “for her” was really being forced down your throat like the whore you are! LOL Oh if they could only hear the sounds of pleasure and pain you make when you shove her dildo all the way down your throat for ME… till you cry like a lil sissy bitch. hahahaha
Shhh… don’t tell… but we’re looking at the hottest four day forecast EVER. With the temp outside being well over 95 degrees, I can’t imagine there being anything outdoors I’ll want to be doing! So, guess what? I’ll be available more, I know you’re thrilled!
Oh, and my lil pussyboy’s been nosing around, telling me it’s about time he snuck another call while wifey’s busy fucking her newest bull stud. He’s always worth a few sentences here for us all to giggle over. You remember pussyboy, don’t you? See him in all his tiny dicklet glory here. LOL Talk to ya soon, boys!
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