Hello to all you lil dicklets! :catwalk: I had some fun tonight teasing and totally humiliating a drunk caller. I can’t help it, there’s just something about a dude that wanks to my ripping apart whatever shred of manhood he may have had when he called me lmao! Tonight’s session was one for the books though, I have to admit…
I told this tiny dicked guy that I knew his secret. I knew that he could fuck a speghetti’O without breaking it! I also knew that it would take only two speghetti’Os to cover his lil dicklet fully LOL… imagine it… a speghetti’O dicklet ring hahaha. I haven’t laughed that hard in a while! Yes, do have another glass of straight up vodka, speghetti’O boy, I dare ya! LOL
Anyway… I wanted to let all you lonely subbies know that I’ll be available on the phones throughout the holiday weekend. Why? Well, to be quite honest with you, history has proven that you lonely souls love to ring in the New Year with your Princess, and who am I to turn down your calls and emails? LOL
Of course, if it’s as busy as it was last year, I may have to make you bois line up and wait for me. When that happens, it’s only the bois that know how to beg properly that actually get through to me. I look forward to teasing and tormenting you all for another year!
I wonder who the lucky one on the phone with me will be when the clock strikes midnight? Remember, no wanking without the voice of your Princess Tawny in your ears!
