:princess: Hello, pillow humpers! LOL I had a call earlier today from a lil dicklet that confessed to being a pillow humper… which is something I’m used to hearing from the tiny dicked boys that call me. The funniest thing, though, was that he seemed shocked to hear that so many other tiny dicklets hump pillows too! This made me laugh, and I’ve got to admit to humiliating him even more harshly for thinking he was the only tiny dicklet that selfishly gets off humping pillows!
It makes me wonder… do all you tiny dicked losers that have pretty much given up on ever fucking a woman hump pillows instead? I totally enjoyed humiliating that caller today, and can still hear him telling his pillow how much he loved it, and how it would always be his only real girlfriend.
My phones will be available for a few hours tonight, so I invite all you other pillow humpers to give me a call… I’ve got a special assignment for you! :fu2:
“Do all you tiny dicked losers that have pretty much given up on ever fucking a woman hump pillows instead?”
Yes! Oh, yes,yes, yes! We love our pillows. So soft, fuzzy and warm. A real woman will never fuck us so our pillows are all we have.
March 5th, 2008 | #
Well, haven’t you been a busy little wanker, posting all these comments! What’s the matter… is wifey poo out fucking a real man while you wait at home?
:nopityA:
March 5th, 2008 | #
i’ve got a 15-minute break now so i rudhed back to You.
Yes, You guessed right. How did You know that?
March 6th, 2008 | #
How did I know that your wife was out fucking a real man? Cuz that’s exactly what I would be doing if I were her… but then again, I would have never married a tiny dick! :bratpfft:
March 6th, 2008 | #
Yes, now that i think about it i suppose it was obvious. But She married me to get Her hands on my money and not my tiny dick. She’s got the money and can fuck any dick She wants. Wouldn’t You go for that? It’s a terific deal for the woman but not so good for the slutboy. :sissytears:
March 6th, 2008 | #
An even better deal for the Woman is taking the money without the burden of being married to the tiny dick. All of this will be made painfully clear soon enough.
March 6th, 2008 | #
You are so right. i guess She never thought of that. But i do all the work around here and never get fucked (at least not in the good way!) while She gets to fuck real men whenever She likes. So it’s still a good deal for Her.
March 7th, 2008 | #
Goddamm! She gave me Her credit card and didn’t even ask what i wanted to buy! But now the NiteFlirt site is being stupid. When i select ‘United Kingdom’ as my country it should change state/province to county and zip code to postcode. But it doesn’t and won’t accept my application without a state and zip code. GRRR! This is soo frustrating. :sissytears:
March 8th, 2008 | #
It’s still not working when i click on United Kingdom. i also wanted to list my cell phone number as the number to call but it won’t accept that either. My cell phone number starts with a zero and NiteFlirt thinks i’m entering the first zero of my area code. i’m not, but they don’t seem to understand that the first digit of my cell phone number is zero.
i’m going crazy here. i won’t have many opportunities to call You because quite often my Wife brings her studs to our (i should really call it Her) house so i’d never be able to speak to You. i’m going nuts! :sissytears:
March 8th, 2008 | #
*Laughing so hard you should be able to hear me in the UK*
And you have the nerve to doubt my ability to fuck with your head. LOL You truly ARE stupid!
March 9th, 2008 | #
i’m going to try again today to send money to NiteFlirt. it’s not fair to blame me because they are the ones making all the mistakes. If i’m stupid then they are stupid too.
i didn’t mean to sound disrespectful when i challenged You. i just thought that being a lot older than You might give me a little advantage. And at the time i was so pissed at NiteFlirt that i became kind of hysterical and fired off that comment. i’m sorry for if i caused offence.
March 9th, 2008 | #
Please ignore previous comments. i had another hysterical attack and tried to act and sound mach. i finally managed to hand over money to NiteFlirt. i used my home phone so i hope nobody from NiteFlirt ever rings it when my Wife is here. She thinks i’m spending the money on a software download! This is the first time in years i’ve managed to fool Her Go me! :laughol:
i’ll try to arrange a call now. i hope i can get that done in less time than i’ve taken to register and hand over money.
March 9th, 2008 | #