This is just too funny not to share! One of the ways I play with a submissive’s mind is by having them write down their inner most thoughts after a particularly intense session. Why do I require this? Mostly for my own entertainment, but for those of you familiar with the inner workings of a true D/s relationship, I really don’t have to explain, do I? If you need clarification, call me, I love discussing the dynamics of D/s relationships! In the meantime, enjoy this recount of last night’s sessions by my lil loserboy:

Trying to be a little unique and amusing with this. My Princess deserves nothing less.

Here is this morning’s real conversation between My Dicklet and Brain:

B: Hey, how you doing?

D: I’m sore as hell! What in god’s name was going on last night?

B: Well, we were serving Princess Tawny.

D: Oh shit. No wonder.

B: Yah

D: That’d be why I’m locked up in this sweaty, hard plastic tube then?

B: Yah.

D: Do you have any idea how uncomfortable this is?

B: Actually, I do.

D: I mean, I was SO close to cumming last night. SO close.

B: Oh I remember.

D: She was giving me those long, tight strokes. Hundreds of them.

B: I said I remember…

D: But it seemed like you had trouble getting the strokes right for awhile.

B: I know, I know…

D: But she learned you…..base to head, base to head.

B: I love how she taught me to do them right.

D: Yah. She got me right to the edge….I was having the time of my little life….and then you force me into that tube and lock it shut.

B: Well actually, she did.

D: What the fuck man?

B: Well, it’s what Princess wanted. And I have to obey her. I want to obey her.

D: Wonderful. If she told you to jump off a bridge, would you?

B: Well, probably not….

D: If she wanted you to send her the keys to this stupid tube, would you?

B: …..

D: Oh shit. Don’t tell me.

B: I’ve thought about it a few times.

D: This Princes is going to get you in trouble.

B: I know.

D: You’re an idiot.

B: You’re small.

D: Fuck you.

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