Yahoo wankers provide endless entertainment
Being born with a penis must be such a terrible burden. I mean, it’s bad enough that your decisions are swayed by the blood rushing out of one head and into the other… but then most of you walking fuck sticks are so desperate to get off by whatever means necessary that you’ll try anything! Little wonder I’m such a busy fetish phone sex Princess!
I put my Yahoo! messenger on for the first time in a while tonight, and sure enough, it was only minutes before a chronic masturbator was in my IM box trying to find someone to have some demented kind of cybersex with lmfao! Now, while I do allow my loyal boys to message me on Yahoo, these random losers don’t find any sympathy when they message me. If I don’t already know you, and I BOTHER to answer you at all, it’s the sarcastic, loser exploiting bitch that you all hate to love that you’ll find.
I’m including one such loser’s IM below the cut because it amused me, and one of my girlfriends wanted to see it, so I figured why not post it here. Here’s a hint for all you slow, wanking fools out there… tributes made before contact make your IM experience with my much more successful. ![]()
[01:23 AM] wrestlingbitchboy: hi
[01:25 AM] tawny_lace: Are you about to call me?
[01:26 AM] wrestlingbitchboy: i cant
[01:26 AM] tawny_lace: sucks to be you
[01:27 AM] wrestlingbitchboy: im in my dorm at college
[01:27 AM] wrestlingbitchboy: i have a roommate
[01:27 AM] tawny_lace: awww still sucks to be you lol
[01:28 AM] wrestlingbitchboy: im a college wrestler
[01:28 AM] wrestlingbitchboy: dont u think we are sexy
[01:32 AM] wrestlingbitchboy: its ok to admit we are sexy
[01:33 AM] tawny_lace: dude, MUST you be the stereotypically dumb jock?
[01:33 AM] wrestlingbitchboy: ha im not dumb ok i have a 3.6 gpa just so u know
[01:33 AM] tawny_lace: If you’re not going to call me so I can tease your steroid laden self to tears, you hold no interest for me lol
[01:34 AM] wrestlingbitchboy: i was looken for online actually
[01:34 AM] wrestlingbitchboy: i have a wrestling uniform fetish
[01:34 AM] wrestlingbitchboy: kinda hard to express it
[01:34 AM] tawny_lace: ok, send me a mail on NF and tell me a lil about it so that I know you’re not wasting my time.
[01:37 AM] wrestlingbitchboy: i thought you would be so hot talking to a college wrestler that you wouldnt need NF
[01:38 AM] tawny_lace:
so much for that gpa
[01:39 AM] wrestlingbitchboy: ?? girls go crazy over us
[01:39 AM] wrestlingbitchboy: and your a girl
[01:39 AM] wrestlingbitchboy: so……..
[01:39 AM] tawny_lace: and you’re a lonely loser sittin in a dorm with no girl in his room, yeah you’re soooooooo hot
[01:40 AM] wrestlingbitchboy: i just got back from winter break ok i got a lot of work to do
[01:40 AM] wrestlingbitchboy: shows what you know
[01:40 AM] tawny_lace: So go do it. Buh Bye
[01:40 AM] wrestlingbitchboy: why are you such a bitch



If I could find a way of getting some money to you could I speak with you on Yahoo Messenger. I’ve got a webcam but I can only use it when my wife isn’t here. She’s away for the weekend (back Monday morning) so there isn’t much time left.
Figure it out then, you whiney little bitch, and don’t even think about messaging me until you’ve figured out a way to tribute your Princess. As if talking to you isn’t bad enough, now you expect me to look at you too? hahaha Make it a good tribute, cuz you know you’ll be in tears soon after contacting me!
< - tinyboy
< - Princess Tawny
<- The only reason She gives him any attention at all hahahaha
I know.
Could you persuade Niteflirt to accept a debit card? A debit card is tied directly to a bank account, unlike a credit card which any wanker can flaunt without having any real resources to back it up.

Sorry if I sound pissed. But I am! The worm turns!
I want to speak with you so much but the stupid way Niteflirt does the financial side of things just makes me mad. I am so frustrated. Can you guess?
I have a bank debit card. It’s called Maestro. I don’t know of you Americans have heard of that. It might be a European financial conglomerate. I don’t know. But since we are supposed to live in a global economy why can’t I use my debit card? Niteflirt keeps refusing it. I’ve transacted hundreds of thousands of pounds (much more in dollars) all over the world using that card. Damn it!
Sorry for sounding so angry, but I am f*ck*ng mad! This stupid financial sheeit is keeping me from speaking with you!
Damn it!
Sorry.
*giggles* Um… dunno how to tell ya this, lil one, but NF DOES allow the use of debit cards! Are you sure that your wife hasn’t restricted the use on your card in some way? LOL Lots of my callers use debit cards. Perhaps you need to talk to NF about it directly.
Seems even NF is fond of giving you the “tease and denial” treatment lol!
Thank you, Princess, for the helpful advice. I’ll talk to NF about that. You could be right. Maybe my wife has restricted how I can use the card. I never thought of that.
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Gee, everyone is teasing and denying me these days!