Phone fun for Princess Tawny

March 16th, 2009

How many tiny dicklets does it take to make Princess laugh? With all the “less than adequate” genitals out there, you would think all you tiny dicks were competing to find out!

I’ll let you all in on a little secret… (and no, your boy clits disguised as dicks aren’t the secret!)… it only takes ONE little dicklet to make this Princess laugh. Admitting that you’re “unfit to fuck” really isn’t necessary, but I do so enjoy hearing you say it. I’ve always said, agreeing with most of my girlfriends… self aware, useless little dicklets are always good to find.

Why? Because there’s no work involved. You already know that I have NO use for you except for your wallet, and that means we’re on the same page from the moment I answer my phone. See? Easy!

Little dicks in chastity devices aren’t only my favorite to tease, they’re also very appropriately caged. It’s bad enough that you’re so pathetic that you get off when a pretty girl tells you how useless you are, there’s no need to show off your weakness by letting it spit up every time I giggle at you.

Real men, (defined by having REAL cocks worth fucking) don’t pose the challenge of me having to “find a use” for them. I have many, many uses for real men, none of them financial… that’s what tiny dicked little losers like you are for.

If you’re lucky, you’d get to watch… but really, the most you have to hope for is begging me to tell you all about it. Let’s face it, most of you wouldn’t last five minutes in the same room with me if I had a real man around to occupy myself with. You lil dicks are similar to newborns, the way you spit up every few minutes.

I invite any/all of you… little dicks and real men to call me. The contrast in the type of calls I do is pretty amazing. Which do I prefer? Well… it’s called phone sex for a reason, boys. My favorite game is “how many times can a Princess orgasm in one day”. I bet you can guess what kind of caller it is that helps me toward that goal!

Hint… unless you little dicks are also armed with a box full of toys and a hungry mouth, it’s not you! LOL!

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