Fetish Phone Sex Princess Tawny Lace

Posts Tagged ‘cybersex’

Being born with a penis must be such a terrible burden. I mean, it’s bad enough that your decisions are swayed by the blood rushing out of one head and into the other… but then most of you walking fuck sticks are so desperate to get off by whatever means necessary that you’ll try anything! Little wonder I’m such a busy fetish phone sex Princess!

I put my Yahoo! messenger on for the first time in a while tonight, and sure enough, it was only minutes before a chronic masturbator was in my IM box trying to find someone to have some demented kind of cybersex with lmfao! Now, while I do allow my loyal boys to message me on Yahoo, these random losers don’t find any sympathy when they message me. If I don’t already know you, and I BOTHER to answer you at all, it’s the sarcastic, loser exploiting bitch that you all hate to love that you’ll find.

I’m including one such loser’s IM below the cut because it amused me, and one of my girlfriends wanted to see it, so I figured why not post it here. Here’s a hint for all you slow, wanking fools out there… tributes made before contact make your IM experience with my much more successful.
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