Fetish Phone Sex Princess Tawny Lace

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I’m hearing that the Beta.NiteFlirt site is working, so I’ve turned my phones on… but I’ll only be available for a little while tonight, boys! Gimme something to giggle about, having your tiny dicklets in your frilly lil panties should do it! Oh… and make sure to follow me on Twitter so I can tease you throughout your day lol.

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How many tiny dicklets does it take to make Princess laugh? With all the “less than adequate” genitals out there, you would think all you tiny dicks were competing to find out!

I’ll let you all in on a little secret… (and no, your boy clits disguised as dicks aren’t the secret!)… it only takes ONE little dicklet to make this Princess laugh. Admitting that you’re “unfit to fuck” really isn’t necessary, but I do so enjoy hearing you say it. I’ve always said, agreeing with most of my girlfriends… self aware, useless little dicklets are always good to find.

Why? Because there’s no work involved. You already know that I have NO use for you except for your wallet, and that means we’re on the same page from the moment I answer my phone. See? Easy!

Little dicks in chastity devices aren’t only my favorite to tease, they’re also very appropriately caged. It’s bad enough that you’re so pathetic that you get off when a pretty girl tells you how useless you are, there’s no need to show off your weakness by letting it spit up every time I giggle at you.

Real men, (defined by having REAL cocks worth fucking) don’t pose the challenge of me having to “find a use” for them. I have many, many uses for real men, none of them financial… that’s what tiny dicked little losers like you are for.

If you’re lucky, you’d get to watch… but really, the most you have to hope for is begging me to tell you all about it. Let’s face it, most of you wouldn’t last five minutes in the same room with me if I had a real man around to occupy myself with. You lil dicks are similar to newborns, the way you spit up every few minutes.

I invite any/all of you… little dicks and real men to call me. The contrast in the type of calls I do is pretty amazing. Which do I prefer? Well… it’s called phone sex for a reason, boys. My favorite game is “how many times can a Princess orgasm in one day”. I bet you can guess what kind of caller it is that helps me toward that goal!

Hint… unless you little dicks are also armed with a box full of toys and a hungry mouth, it’s not you! LOL!

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One of my humiliation fetish phone sex callers really surprised me last night. No, I wasn’t surprised that he had a tiny dick, that kinda goes without having to say it when I pick up my phone lol. What surprised me was how genuinely turned on I got when he told me about his well hung macho younger brother.

Although being “well hung” is usually enough to intrigue me, I will admit that… it was the way in which this guy humiliated his older brother for having a tiny dick that I found the most… sexy! This guy had some really great humiliation lines that he used on his lil fairy of a brother that you can bet I’ve added to my arsenal of insults for all my own tiny dicked lil losers.

Lil fairy boy didn’t understand why his macho brother didn’t allow him to come over during football Sunday with his friends there. Duh! Who wants their lil cocksucking fag brother there stalking your friend’s cocks when all ya wanna do is enjoy the game? Heh… I did have fun with the thought of dressing the lil bitch up in tutu and custom shirt and dragging (pun intended) him over to his brother’s house on Sunday…. I figured with ME there, the guys wouldn’t mind as much… and teasing the lil sissy with all those real men around would have been so much fun!

Of course, as soon as I told the lil bitch that I knew what a cumslut he was, he blew his lil load right in his panties lol. Well, at least he lasted longer than most of you lil stubby boys! I’m going out tonight, so get those calls in today bitches!

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As some of you slutty lil dicked boys already know, I went away for the holidays. I enjoyed good times with friends I hadn’t seen in a long time, and they all enjoyed hearing about my lil piggies! :pig: You should all feel good about being the entertainment for an evening! It was a rustic getaway for us, with little to no internet access. After losing power for three days during our last ice storm here in the great NorthEast, it seemed luxurious, even without a few creature comforts.

When I returned home, I signed onto NiteFlirt immediately to see what goodies my boys had left for me. To my surprise, there was a note from one of my girlfriends telling me that my blog was down! Ack! Not a happy Princess, I was!

Obviously, it’s been taken care of, but it made me think about how truly great it is to have friends that watch your back. If you haven’t visited Goddess Annika, please do drop by and pay her a visit. Be respectful, you little sluts, she’s a true Goddess in my book! Thanks for the heads up, Annika!

I’ll be on the phones a bit more now that I’m home, so line up boys… We have some catching up to do!

There are a few of you out there that don’t call my live phone lines. For whatever reason, you choose to call and listen to my recorded messages over and over again, or you click my tribute buttons and buy my pictures and stories. Hey, that’s awesome… all of these things can happen while I’m out enjoying real men, so go for it! LOL

Here’s a new recording for you jerk off boys, cuckold bitches and tiny dicklets… I’ve managed to tease you all equally in this one. Enjoy!

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(8 min. Recording Date: 7/17/2008)

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As I hung up from another small penis humiliation (sph) call a few minutes ago, I realized that I have never talked about all the different types of SPH there are! It’s easy for me to forget that some of you may not be aware of all the different directions a fetish phone sex call can take, so why not write about it here so that some of you can comment to tell me if I’ve forgotten any SPH variations! Plus, when you comment on my posts, it amuses me so much… you publicly humiliate yourselves for my pleasure, it’s really a win/win for both of us! LOL

Let’s see… as tinyboy has made painfully obvious over the last week or so, there is the “useless tiny dick” angle that so many callers enjoy exploring on a phone sex call. This one’s really easy for me, because all I have to do is be completely honest about why little dicks are so easy to spit on. LOL All I have to do to make this type of caller cry is to remind them that Women really have no real need for men these days, so when we do choose to have one in our lives, it’s usually to enjoy a nice big slab ‘o man meat… a tiny dicked male is really not going to have anything to offer us in that situation. We may let you believe that we use you for your money, but that’s also just a sadistic pleasure we have… to take your money, we don’t “need” it, but it’s fun taking the one thing you think gives you any worth. LOL
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For a while there, all the fetish phone sex calls I was getting were revolving around the small penis humiliation fetish… but lately, all the little sissy boys have been coming out to play! Pink panty wearing, cock sucking whores, they’re all infatuated with my strap on cock and how I love to tease them with it before impaling them on it! LOL

Some of you sissy bitches are so desperate to get fucked that you’ll use anything laying around the house, I’ve noticed. Last night, a shy little sissy called me for the first time with his plaid thongs on, and confessed to having a big black screwdriver (of all things) to fuck his gaping hole with. Of course, I told him that wouldn’t do at all, the next time he calls me he will have a large black life-like cock to prove he is a slut! That lil bitch did love his screwdriver though! LOL

Tonight started out with a sissy bitch in a pink thong, begging to be fucked like a cum slut. He had a visual of me in ponytails, fucking him with a nice big strap on… but of course you cum dumpsters know that’s not enough to prove to me what a whore you really are, so I gave him the whole two cock (one live, one strap on) treatment. Poor lil bitch lasted all of four minutes before he was thanking me for fucking him like a whore. LOL! Eh, I don’t expect much from slutty little sissy bitches anyway. I know how easily you girls blow your lil loads.

Which is why I fully endorse the use of chastiy in sissy slaves! Chastity through the devices I’m so fond of, or the more entertaining and useful method of bondage. Tie up a little dick and suddenly you cock loving sissy boys have much more stamina! LOL Call your Princess tonight and get used hard, I love it when you entertain me! LOL

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